As part of my recent migration from Gmail to FastMail, I’ve been going through my Gmail Spam folder to check for any non-spam emails that were mistakenly filtered away. In doing so I noticed the following set of emails:
Here is an example of what one of these emails looks like:
These emails are all slightly different, but follow a very similar format:
- All but one comes from — what I imagine to be real — Yahoo! accounts, that have probably been hacked.
- They all ask me to reply to a variety of Russian-based email addresses.
- They all use a series of similar phrases to try to engage with me
It is the last point that amuses me. The ‘little girlie’ who sent these emails uses the following variations to tempt me to reply to her:
“I love your page”
“I enjoy your user profile”
“I like your user profile”
“I like your page”
“I enjoy your profile”
“I love your profile”
And it almost worked. I was just about ready to reply — and hand over my credit card information for good measure — when I noticed this email:
“Most”?!? You only enjoyed most of my user profile? If you are trying to tempt me (and scam me in the process), you’d better work on your flattery skills.