Scientists perfect a method for making cheese on toast
This recent press release from Britain’s Royal Society of Chemistry reveals a formula for making the perfect slice of cheese on toast. And here is that formula:

The work, conducted in association with the British Cheese Board, concluded that sliced cheese, grilled further away from the heat source, and grilled for about four minutes gave the best results.
Man stabs brother in dispute over missing mac and cheese
Not much that I can really add to this news report from clickorlando.com:
A 49-year-old man was arrested in Deltona late Tuesday on suspicion of stabbing his brother in a fight that started over some missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer.
That is some serious sibling rivalry! The story goes on to reveal:
According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, a witness said Zipperer was at his home on Danforth Avenue when he became upset because he couldn't find his mac and cheese.
He must really like mac and cheese.