Alternative Valentines Day Poems
Had some fun yesterday coming up with some alternative Valentines Day poems which I posted on Twitter using a hashtag #altValentines. I have gathered those tweets together here. I think this is a good reflection of how my mind works:
Roses are redViolets are blueBut if you paint them brownThey’ll both look like poo#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 14, 2013
Roses are blueViolets are redValentine color-blindnessMesses with your head#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 14, 2013
Roses are read,Violets are blew,I’m bad at spelling,Maybe you are two?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 14, 2013
Roses are genus Rosa,Violets are genus Viola,I’m obsessed with taxonomy,Will this fact bowl you over?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 14, 2013
Roses are FF 00 00,Violets are 94 00 D3,If you write HTML,This is all you can see.#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 14, 2013
Reorders sea,A vestibule role,Wordcraft’s the game,Anagrams the goal.#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Roses smell like Mozart,Violets are number 32,The joys of synesthesia,I’m perceptually screwed.#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Rose from the dead,Violence is due,I’m a Vampire in love,and I’m coming for you.#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Roses are red,Except when they’re not,I mean, there’s hundreds of colors,Do you find pedants hot?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Roses are ~620–740 nanometers,Violets are ~380–450 nanometers,I’m spectrally coordinated,would you like me to greet you?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
˙noʎ ɹoɟ ʎzzıp ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔǝq'uʍop ʇou sı dn'ǝnןq ǝɹɐ sʇǝןoıʌ'pǝɹ ǝɹɐ ǝsoɹ#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
‘Roses’ are 10 points,‘Violets’ 78,Opening moves in Scrabble,So how about a date?
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Rose is 14542,Violet is 70092,Small towns with zip codes,Can I go there with you?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
Roses are [redacted]██████ ███ ████,I dream of your ████,Will you █████ me too?#altValentines
— Keith Bradnam (@kbradnam) February 15, 2013
